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« Thread Started on Apr 27, 2005, 2:28pm » | ![[Quote]](http://s1.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
Enclosed is my 2004 Form 1040, together with payment.
Please take note of the attached article from "USA Today" archives.. In
the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for
hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.
Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats
(value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is
in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00.
Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the
political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a
1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a
purchase value of $2200, as my contribution to fulfill the
Election Fund option on Form 1040.
It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and
I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with
officially established government values.
Sincerely,
Another satisfied taxpayer
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